santa clause's doom day

Santa was found dead in his workshop he hung himself we think some people think that it was frostie the snowman he always hated santa because in the 13 century they had a game of dice santa said "whoever rolls a three becomes the king of christmas and the northpole" so santa got a 1 and cheated and turned it into a 3. since santa signed his 900 page contract no one can't take his place.so frostie is now the new simble of christmas

he's finally dead

after 30 years of being in show business he decided to go on a trip to africa but the he triped over a tree branch and fell into the crocidile exhzibit and they ate him so we are celebrating his great death i mean no one liked barney

his ex comes through

Peter cottton tail's ex-wife mother nature is now named "queen of easter" she is taking the place of her ex-husband she will now be delivering eggs all around the world she plans on marrying jack frost she likes the big & strong men

peter cotton tail finally caught

Hello, I have some very important info. after 2 years of the easter bunny trial they finally got proof that he raped santa's 18 yr. old daughter ashley at the back of burger king the manager found a lost survallince tape and the tape showed the whole thing so now peter cotton tail is in jail for 10 years and someone else has to take the easter bunny's place

The sad truth about santa

Hello I will share some very intense and sad information if you and your family like santa and enjoy him then go away. Okay everyone every christmas santa comes home after giving half of the world presents and he naggs to his wife how he hates his job.Okay this is the sad part this year santa is tired of going from chimney to chimney to struggle down the fireplace so he decided to go to the south pole and meet his arch enemy jack frost and they joined alliances so him and jack are both tired of christmas so they will now break into peoples houses and murder or kidnapp innocent children and he will make the bad kids his slaves and then he will soon boil them in lava hotter than the sun and he also choked his wife to death with his hat and on christmas eve he kidnapped a mother and raped her in the south pole

the sims video

Are you prepared?

Ladies & gentleman are you ready for the sims 3 G4tv says that it will be the greatest game in the history of EA games this game has more features than the sims 2 such as: the graphics are more realistic,your sims can explore the neighborhood, and the clothing and actions of the sims are more life like. It will be coming out in: The Sims 3 in Stores February 20, 2009

micheal jackson is living a LIE!

Micheal Jackson has been a singer half of his life thanks to his four brothers if it wasn't for the jackson 5 micheal wouldn't have his #1 hit thriller so he should be thanking his brothers for letting him join the band and give him a headstart in his music career because if it wasn't for them micheal wouldn't be named "king of pop" but does he thank his brothers...NOPE he just neglects them and ignores there calls that is such arrogence they change his life and he dosen't even respect them for that

The 6 wheeled sports car

Hello,This is Jeremiah a V.I.P photographer/news editor hello you've seen the six wheeled sports car on yahoo but i wanted to give information on this car I have interviewed the person who has made this masterpiece but what is un-known is what car brand is it? ford,chrysler,or maby a honda? it's still unknown

The reason we yawn

If your head is overheated, there's a good chance you'll yawn soon, according to a new study that found the primary purpose of yawning is to control brain temperature.
The finding solves several mysteries about yawning, such as why it's most commonly done just before and after sleeping, why certain diseases lead to excessive yawning, and why breathing through the nose and cooling off the forehead often stop yawning.
The key yawn instigator appears to be brain temperature.
"Brains are like computers," Andrew Gallup, a researcher in the Department of Biology at Binghamton University who led the study, told Discovery News. "They operate most efficiently when cool, and physical adaptations have evolved to allow maximum cooling of the brain