Spongebob and the weed trial

Spongebob was caught smoking weed with Patrick and many other citizens in bikini bottom he has turned his home into a crack house and he was making and smoking weed in his home the police gave spongebob a $1,500 fine and let him of with a warning. But the next day he performed a hit & run on mr. krabbs and the police gave him another ticket. Then he killed mr.krabbs and he was sent to prison for life but he stole a gun from one of the guards and he killed everyone in the prison and he ran away and moved to rock bottom and everyone accepted him there so he lived in rock bottom for 10 years and during that 10 years he became the govenor of rock bottom and he was the most respected person their. But after those 10 years he went back to bikini bottom and he changed his bad ways. Everybody forgot about him and spongebob forget about his evil and bad ways. And a year later Spongbob made his own show called "Spongebob squarepants" and he made the show to forget about the bad things he has done in the past.

Superman : With great powers comes great depression

Everyone knows who superman is. people recognize him as the man in blue tights and a red cape with the power of super strenght running faster than a speeding bullet and defying gravity(flying). Kids look up to him as a hero but he is a fake.

When lex luthor was killed he blamed his former alliance green arrow. But superman choked lex luthor to death with his superstrength and to cover up his crime he stabbed him in the neck with one of green arrow's arrow to make it look like green arrow killed him. And another fact the first time green arrow died superman was the one who did it. He dropped green arrow off the top of daily planet the place superman works. Batman's son robin saw it all but then superman threatned to cut his throat out with his thumb if he told anyone. When robin told batman superman said he was making a SPECIAL tea for a peace treaty. Robin drank the tea and he had only 2 hours and 16 minutes to live. So superman removed one of batman's brain cells which caused him to have no memory of that day.

santa clause's doom day

Santa was found dead in his workshop he hung himself we think some people think that it was frostie the snowman he always hated santa because in the 13 century they had a game of dice santa said "whoever rolls a three becomes the king of christmas and the northpole" so santa got a 1 and cheated and turned it into a 3. since santa signed his 900 page contract no one can't take his place.so frostie is now the new simble of christmas

he's finally dead

after 30 years of being in show business he decided to go on a trip to africa but the he triped over a tree branch and fell into the crocidile exhzibit and they ate him so we are celebrating his great death i mean no one liked barney

his ex comes through

Peter cottton tail's ex-wife mother nature is now named "queen of easter" she is taking the place of her ex-husband she will now be delivering eggs all around the world she plans on marrying jack frost she likes the big & strong men

peter cotton tail finally caught

Hello, I have some very important info. after 2 years of the easter bunny trial they finally got proof that he raped santa's 18 yr. old daughter ashley at the back of burger king the manager found a lost survallince tape and the tape showed the whole thing so now peter cotton tail is in jail for 10 years and someone else has to take the easter bunny's place

The sad truth about santa

Hello I will share some very intense and sad information if you and your family like santa and enjoy him then go away. Okay everyone every christmas santa comes home after giving half of the world presents and he naggs to his wife how he hates his job.Okay this is the sad part this year santa is tired of going from chimney to chimney to struggle down the fireplace so he decided to go to the south pole and meet his arch enemy jack frost and they joined alliances so him and jack are both tired of christmas so they will now break into peoples houses and murder or kidnapp innocent children and he will make the bad kids his slaves and then he will soon boil them in lava hotter than the sun and he also choked his wife to death with his hat and on christmas eve he kidnapped a mother and raped her in the south pole